Lift the skirt of this kitschy girl and you’ll find a common wooden spoon stuck into a jar of beans. Take off her clothes and you have yourself a new set of matching dish cloths. Remove her hat and you’ll be scrubbing your pots and pans with a new metal dish scrubber. Keep her as is and you have a ’50s ornamental souvenir. When kitsch goes retro, it’s a playful trip down memory lane. Not at all “tacky” in my book, this here gal is a delight for us baby boomers who love to get nostalgic. “Neat, cherry, great, cool.” Lovingly handmade and designed by former Palouse iris farmer, Carma Potter. (Hundreds of Carma’s irises line my country lane). $175 (Don’t get your panties in a bunch—this 15″ doll takes our Carma 20 hours to crochet and assemble!) This is a Project F.A.R.M. (First-class American Rural Made) product.